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PostSubject: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:53 pm

you have seen the commercials, lets try this game for awhile, say what you think the most interesting man in the world car would have as options.
he can drink seven beers out of a six pack. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:54 pm


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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:37 pm

Mosquitoes wear repellant to keep him away from them

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:23 pm


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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:06 am

chuck Norris calls him for permission before he kicks somebody's ass

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:16 pm

most people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck norris pajamas....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:42 pm

that's a little off for this game, but your old so...

when pulled over by police they offer him their license and registration

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:02 pm

when pulled over by cop, they brought him donuts....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:11 pm

prostitutes ask how much it will cost them to have sex with him

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:54 pm

during football games he sits in the middle of the 50 yard line......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:56 am

the grand canyon visits him

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:58 am

He built the house he was born in.......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:03 pm

god says his name then damn when he's mad

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:26 pm

watches 60 seconds in 30 seconds.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:46 am

When he takes his film to the one hour photo they are ready in 15 minutes

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:31 pm

He has had sex with almost as many women as fourplay.......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:41 pm

He really does fuck his neighbors rofl

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:27 pm

He lives next door to gunny and mudhummper......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:14 am

He wins drag races and doesn't even have a car

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:55 am

He swims upstream the Mississippi river for exercise.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:17 pm

His watch batteries refuse to die out of respect

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:48 pm

he pitch a no hitter without a ball.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:12 am

when a cop pulls him over they get a ticket

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:22 am

he helped deliver his twin brother.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:52 am

when the handle on his hammer broke he finished driving the nails with his dick

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