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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:46 pm

Women get pregnant if the fantasies about them.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:47 pm

women have orgasms if he fantasies about them...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 16, 2015 3:53 pm

He once went to the psychic, to warn her

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:33 pm

He once told Kanye if he didn't like it he could leave....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:02 pm

He looked at a picture in a magazine of Kim and she came all over herself

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:33 pm

he told his wife "you have a big ass."

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:08 pm

He once wrote a cop a ticket for being an asshole

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:59 am

His grass cuts itself

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:46 am

referees call him for instant replays...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:49 am

when he goes camping firewood collects itself.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:35 pm

needs no skillet, fries bacon on top of his hand...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:37 pm

women's clothes become invisible when he looks at them

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:18 pm

women take off their clothes when he stares at them....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:20 pm

women lie down and spread their legs when he walks toward them.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:15 pm

mudhummper offers him his wife when he comes by.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:14 am

Fourplay offers himself when he comes by.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:02 am

American express never leaves home without him

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:15 pm

He's not allowed near a convent, or all the nuns would offer themselves to be deflowered

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:53 pm

has no credit cards, just agrees to pay them later....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:56 pm

He once arm wrestled the Hulk and broke the Hulk's arm.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:08 am

His horse has 10 horse power

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:56 pm

he sells cans of whoop ass.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:27 pm

people buy his cans of whoop ass just to open it on themselves

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:28 pm

it won't come out of the can when he there...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:14 pm

Einstein called him for advice

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