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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:33 am

he once farted and people from 3 counties ran to smell it

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:49 am

his farts are bottled and sold as perfume..

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:52 pm

His house doesn't have numbers everybody knows its his house

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:55 pm

He doesn't mow his lawn, it stops growing at the right height

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:44 pm

He never had to ask a girl out he just had to pick one from the group that were always waiting

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:48 pm

he once coughed and caused a tornado...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:51 am

he treats preparation H's hemoroids

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:44 pm

he kicked a man in the ass so hard, the man has to raise his shirt to shit now...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:31 pm

When he goes to Alaska grizzly bears hide their food in trees

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:12 pm

when he goes to Alaska he fucks Sarah Palin

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:00 pm

just the thought of him paralyzes mudwhopper, I guess since he wont play the game rofl

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:32 pm

he finished high school at his day care center.......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:00 pm

Bill Gates calls him for computer advise

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:10 pm

Hugh Hefner calls him for pick up lines....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:30 am

his mother paid him for the privilege of birthing him

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:31 am

he drove her to the hospital to be delivered....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:37 am

his college degree has every letter in alphabet after his name

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:56 pm

he shoots mosquitoes with a bb gun....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:20 pm

he once pissed in a coke bottle and threw it out the car window and two ladies that found it are rich from selling it as his cologne

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 24, 2015 6:49 pm

he spit out his car window and built a pond on someones land

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:20 am

He was offered a ride to mars on the next rocket but he said, sorry been there done that

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:16 pm

Our Stealth Jets were designed after a paper airplane he made...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:51 pm

Evel Knievel asked him to measure how far it was across the grand canyon, so he jumped it holding a rope.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:48 pm

he couldn't understand the big deal of jumping it on motorcycle, after had jumped on a bicycle...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:08 pm

It was first done with a long jump and air Jordans.

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