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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:07 pm

he don't always carry a gun ...but that's bullshit he always carries one.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:48 pm

he runs a 10k just to warm up for a 5k race

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:16 pm

he drinks a 1/5 of bourbon to warm up for the 10K

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:13 am

his days last 26 hours

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:30 am

his weeks contains no mondays

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:48 pm

his yard is covered in moon rocks he threw there from the moon

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:38 pm

he makes his own wine by squeezing a bunch of grapes with his hand..

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:33 am

when he mail orders a bride they send him a dozen to get started with

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:36 am

in his fighting days he has seen more blood than red cross blood drive does...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:16 pm

the last women he fucked is still having a orgasm and that was last week

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:13 pm

mudhummper has an orgasm when he walks by him....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:51 pm

Fourplay grabs his ankles and starts spelling R.U.N when he walks by.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:11 am

get back on the game boys...

he holds the largest fish caught record and he doesn't even fish

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:15 pm

he makes his own paper bags out of trees....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:17 pm

his kids asked to be put in a orphanage because they could never be like him

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:31 pm

All the leaves fall into a pile in his yard....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:16 pm

his dentist makes an appointment with him to get his teeth cleaned

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:43 pm

prostitutes pay him...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:40 am

when he asks for change for a dollar they give him 5.00 worth

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:30 pm

any sports game he participates in, they engrave his name on the first place trophy be
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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:11 pm

the last time he second guessed his actions was Never!

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:56 pm

his average golf score is 18

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:09 pm

jack Nicolson calls him for Laker tickets

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:35 pm

his average bowling score is 300

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:55 am

He once won the Kentucky derby without a horse

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