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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:08 pm

He made a paper airplane and used it to fly around the world.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:38 pm

his housekeeper pays him every week...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:54 am

summer doesnt start till he is ready for it too

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:15 pm

summer starts when he runs out of firewood

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:36 pm

he had his brass balls removed and replaced with titanium

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:13 pm

His dick fought an anaconda and won!............


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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:53 am

women orgasm before he even touches them

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:44 am

he waterskis in front of the boat....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:27 pm

he doesn't buy life insurance because he refuses to die

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:12 pm

they won't insure him, they could never pay his worth......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:41 pm

He has pet dragons

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:16 pm

He once grabbed a curvy road and pulled 2 miles out of it....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:36 pm

He taught Socrates, Plato, and Einstein everything they knew.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:51 am

he chooses the playmate of the month, not hugh.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:37 am

Superman asked him for help

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:26 pm

Him and Superman wrestled, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:52 pm

His shoes tie themselves

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:57 pm

chuck norris calls him for help...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:11 pm

chuck Norris got his wife to call him cause he was skeered

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:39 pm

fish jump in his boat already fried.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:47 pm

he has bigfoot in a cage at his house

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:51 pm

he uses air force 1 to travel

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:12 am

He once started a fire using only dental floss and water

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:05 am

a mosquito breaks his mouthpart when trying to bite him....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:27 am

Women go sterile just looking at him.

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