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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:02 pm

He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:30 pm

You may open jars for your wife with one twist, he opens cans for his with one twist....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:48 pm

His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:28 pm

His dad asks him how to do things

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:12 pm

he was ask to join the army, by ever country in the world

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:00 am

The Holy Grail is looking for him

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:23 am

he can not only divide the sea, he can multiply, add and subtract it.........

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:49 pm

His last fart caused the 2004 tsunami that killed 230,000 people in 14 countries

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:21 pm

he once swam up the Niagara Falls.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:38 am

Even his tree houses have fully finished basements

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:47 pm

His corvette seats a bus load......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:48 pm

Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:26 pm

trains stop for him.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:27 am

If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:55 am

Google calls him for information.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:19 pm

his shoes get blisters from his feet

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:53 pm

his car gains hp when he is driving.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:24 pm

His 3 blade knife has 5 blades

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:53 pm

The IRS once demanded taxes be paid by the 15 of january, he said he was going to need about 4 months........

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:15 pm

his box of condoms just say ''Bigger than yours'' on the label.

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Tue Apr 14, 2015 9:06 pm

it just says that, because it really isn't......

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:43 am

he would show you his but then you would commit suicide out of pure shame

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:58 pm

I'm the only other person who has fucked his wife.....

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:50 pm

He has stretched her pussy so big you would have been lost down it so I know your lying

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PostSubject: Re: 2 word story... things i want before i die   Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:39 pm

he hunts by throwing the bullets at the deer and killing them....

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